Arcade Cabinet Burial Services

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Now OPEN FOR BUSINESS! "The Last Quarter" Arcade Cabinet Burial Service is now taking reservations for when you play your last quarter and pass on to the great arcade in the sky.

We offer hundreds of your favorite arcade cabinets (fully parted out of course) for you to choose from. Now YOU TOO can be buried in your favorite arcade cabinet when you die. Your friends and family will know FOR SURE of your total commitment to your hobby. Imagine the look your aunt Helen's face when she see's lying there in a Pacman cab!

Hurry and place your order TODAY as the best and most popular games are going fast!

For only a $250 deposit you can reserve that "Holy Grail" for your final arcade party.

Don't wait and risk having to be buried in a generic Jamma cab.

Order yours TODAY!

P.S. Hey Phet, don't worry, I did receive your deposit and your "Rough Riders" cab is all secured and awaiting your arrival. (or is that your departure?) :)
 
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I keep telling my wife that I want to be buried in my Donkey Kong cabinet. I don't think she believes that I am serious about it....
 
Now OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Now YOU TOO can be buried in your favorite arcade cabinet when you die. Order yours TODAY!
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Noice is getting cremated, and we are going to put him in a tapper cup holder.
 
Forbid someone gets buried in a rare and / or sought after cab and someone digs it up. Back to the days of grave robbing...
 
That's some funny stuff.

We created some fake commercials for our new DVD and I'm starting to plot and scheme for the next DVD already.

Any chance you'd let us use this idea for a fake commercial in the next DVD?
 
Noice is getting cremated, and we are going to put him in a tapper cup holder.

Actually, after he gets cremated, their sending his ashes to Darrin at Phoenix Arcade to be mixed into the ink for a new run of Crystal Castles sideart...
 
That's some funny stuff.

We created some fake commercials for our new DVD and I'm starting to plot and scheme for the next DVD already.

Any chance you'd let us use this idea for a fake commercial in the next DVD?

haha, I thought about going to a real mortuary and asking if I could shoot some pics...

You may have the idea sir, just post the vid here for all to see!
 
More respect for the cabs please. They deserve better than to have your stinking rotting corpse in them.
 
In all seriousness, you'd be hard pressed to find a cab that costs more than what those vultures try to charge you for a coffin.

No one said it had to be an original cabinet...

Maybe this is a new area for DPtwiz to get into, hmm :)
 
In all seriousness, you'd be hard pressed to find a cab that costs more than what those vultures try to charge you for a coffin.

No one said it had to be an original cabinet...

Maybe this is a new area for DPtwiz to get into, hmm :)

Oh HELL Yeah. Brett, if you're taking coffin orders, I want mine with Black Melamine sides and diamond plate on the lid.
 
Holy crap, I think I've been here, think it is in Seattle, and they really were that bad!:eek:

I think those are from the game room on the strip in Vegas. Can't remember the name...
 
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