Not sure what is more disturbing, the fact he smells, or the the thought of you guys actually following him around.
just sayin'
LOL. +1 This was my first thought also.
JJ
a stinky unicorn was spotted at cax
LOL. +1 This was my first thought also.
JJ
The reason he was the unicorn was that until now there was no confirmed sighting of him. Quit a few people have seen him over the years but we would catch a glimpse of him and he would vanish. Plus, photos were requested by a few people so they could see what the stinksquatch looks like.
LyonsArcade
Well-known member
Oh. Well you must be right then. He has a rare genetic disorder that makes him stink.
The only way id buy that is if he dhows up next year clean cut and trimmed and wearing some clean looking clothes...
Hey, I never said he did in fact have it... all I did was prove that you were in fact wrong in your overly-broad assertion.
LyonsArcade
Well-known member
Hey, I never said he did in fact have it... all I did was prove that you were in fact wrong in your overly-broad assertion.
Well, we have to consider it! Also it's possible that a mad scientist sneaks into his room everynight and installs an IV that makes him overweight, and he's not actually eating the food that's made him overweight.
That's a distinct possibility, that could happen.
Maybe he's got Vitiligo too, that's why he's wearing the trench coat.
Another thing too I was thinking, maybe he's a woman.
pookdolie
Permanently Banned for excessive trolling.
Wearing that coat in July is probably why he smells.
When I first saw talk of this guy on Saturday in the forum, I admit that I got a stereotypical image in my mind of an overweight Kevin Smith-esque type of nerd, wearing black clothes fresh out of his mom's laundry hamper, not caring how he smells `cause he's given up on wooing new friends or women, and would rather have a defense mechanism to keep people away.
Glad I was wrong!
When I first saw talk of this guy on Saturday in the forum, I admit that I got a stereotypical image in my mind of an overweight Kevin Smith-esque type of nerd, wearing black clothes fresh out of his mom's laundry hamper, not caring how he smells `cause he's given up on wooing new friends or women, and would rather have a defense mechanism to keep people away.
Glad I was wrong!
Uhhh... I'd say you are thinking about HIM too much now.
well for identifying him next year, he was playing a ton of circus charlie and the dr who pin the whole weekend.
EVB
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Dervacumen
New member
A-HA! His KLOV identity has just been revealed!!!
I knew I opened myself up for that one. I wish I were at least that tall. Forget the weight and smell tho.
I was deciding between that response, and "He's not smelly, he's just big-boned..."
EVB
Well-known member
The stench might have something to do with wearing the same trench coat for 10 years.
The dude fucking stunk, period. You could smell him coming 20 minutes before he gets to you.
In fairness to this dude, one person said he was standing two games away from him and couldn't smell him. Perhaps his senses were blurred for other reasons.
Oh, and someone above pointed to a sickness or condition that causes someone to stink. Well, tell me what condition makes you smell like the floor of a heavily used rest stop stall and perhaps I'll believe it.
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In fairness to this dude, one person said he was standing two games away from him and couldn't smell him. Perhaps his senses were blurred for other reasons
.Oh, and someone above pointed to a sickness or condition that causes someone to stink. Well, tell me what condition makes you smell like the floor of a heavily used rest stop stall and perhaps I'll believe it.
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EVB
Well-known member
I did not actually see the guy this year but I think I smelled him. I was playing some game and an overpowering stank of rancid foot odor started permeating the general area. At that moment I walked away in the middle of the game as fast as I could.
kencinder
New member
I had a guy work for me that stunk so bad it would make you gag if you got close. I knew he wasn't like this normally, and was just getting lazy about it.
I actually had him reprimanded and suspended for 2 days, with the warning that he start looking after his hygiene or he would be fired for it upon his return should he not.
He came to work clean shaven and smelling like a dozen fucking roses...his attitude was even on the up.
Someone said it before in the thread, the only way to deal with people like this is through humiliation. You're not being mean or rude by doing so, the offender is being rude by being around other people and having horrible hygiene.
I actually had him reprimanded and suspended for 2 days, with the warning that he start looking after his hygiene or he would be fired for it upon his return should he not.
He came to work clean shaven and smelling like a dozen fucking roses...his attitude was even on the up.
Someone said it before in the thread, the only way to deal with people like this is through humiliation. You're not being mean or rude by doing so, the offender is being rude by being around other people and having horrible hygiene.
Jim, time to roll out the other pics...
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