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as todd calls him, mr. stinky was spotted at cax. if you're on here, i apologize, but you are one stinky bastard.

a few tips -

1. don't wear a trench coat in july.
2. take a fucking shower.
3. wear deodorant.
4. follow the first 3 a few times.

seriously, he smelled like, as m1a put it, he hadn't taken a shower since last year.

oh, and better pics will come later. trust me, we got some good quality ones of him.

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Did you take that pic in the middle of an earthquake, or something???

*popcorn*
 
Did you take that pic in the middle of an earthquake, or something???

*popcorn*

no. i had to take it with the flash off so it wouldn't be obvious. the rest are all quality. they just need to be fine-tuned before they're posted...

todd and i followed him around pretending to snap random shots of games and got some good ones of him. the funk was wicked bad.
 
Actually, that's not a bad tactic to use at CAX.

Stink as bad as you possibly can and people will move out of your way, even mid-game, and let you play any game you want! No waiting! You just have to make sure you don't make YOURSELF pass out.

Maybe he also wore an adult diaper so he wouldn't have to take trips to the bathroom. Some one needs to wear a "Stink Police" t-shirt next year and arrest this guy!

And if this guy is anyone on these forums, don't take what I said personally. But please be considerate of your fellow gamers. We all have the right to breathe, and you, dear sir, are meaning to deprive us all of that right!
 
For a second I thought you were talking about ME!!! LOL

Then I remembered:
1) I shower. Daily. Sometimes twice!
2) I was not at CAX :(

Believe me it's not just CAX that this happens at. Every show has at least one there.

The Allentown show ws alot better this year actually. Didn't really notice anyone too bad.....uh oh, was it me?!


Maybe he was going for the Kevin Smith look (and smell)?

Chris
 
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Small cans of AXE body spray, which are small enough to pass thru airport inspection, are made for moments like this.

Imagine how awesome it would have been if a KLOV-sponsored 4 person team of StinkTroopers (an elite force of the Price Police) had descended on him, armed with deodorant.
 
For having dealt with a few cases like this, humiliation is the only way to deal with such people. Most of the time, they arent even aware that they smell like crap. I would had honestly called security on them. Not being able to follow basic hygiene rule is no different than not following common citizen rules in my opinion. A guy running around screaming insanities would get kicked out at such events; a stinky monster should get the same treatment.
 
Guess I'm not getting the 'unicorn' reference. :confused: Yeah I thought it was a Silver roast too!
 
Guess I'm not getting the 'unicorn' reference. :confused: Yeah I thought it was a Silver roast too!

I figured it implied rarity, but that makes no sense -stinky bastards are no rarity at any type of electronics show.
 
Guess I'm not getting the 'unicorn' reference. :confused: Yeah I thought it was a Silver roast too!

Wait until there's a clearer picture of the back of his head, then it'll make sense. Then think about when the smell was around you when walking around and it'll click.
 
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And if this guy is anyone on these forums, don't take what I said personally.

Sure, that's all. I'm only hitting you because I love you.
I'm sure this guy knows, and I'm also sure he can't do anything about it. It likely has nothing to do with showering, but rather genetics and/or diet.
Anyway. Carry on with the bashing of the poor fellow.
 
Sure, that's all. I'm only hitting you because I love you.
I'm sure this guy knows, and I'm also sure he can't do anything about it. It likely has nothing to do with showering, but rather genetics and/or diet.
Anyway. Carry on with the bashing of the poor fellow.

Genetics don't make you stink. Also if your diet DOES make you stink, you can change your diet. I know plenty of big people and they don't stink.
 
I'm also sure he can't do anything about it.

I call baloney. What makes you sure of that? The general population of nerds has a higher stink factor than the non-nerd population (find someone who will argue against that). That combined with the overwhelming circumstantial evidence shown here makes him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of controllable stink.

I had a buddy of mine who was totally oblivious to his smell. He didn't wash his clothes, didn't shower regularly, didn't use deodorant. Everything he used, touched, lived in or drove stunk. It had nothing to do with inability. He was a lazy bastard, and so used to the stink that he couldn't notice it anymore.

Don't get me wrong, he didn't like that he stunk, he just didn't care enough to fix it.

For people with this affliction, phrases from friends such as "Geezus christ you smell like ass" tend to get things turned around. Unfortunately, it's common for the friends to stink, too...so the cycle is unbroken.

"Won't do anything about it" is more realistic.
 
A friend of mine has to buy a special type of deodorant which is 3 times more expensive than the normal stuff because the regular brands dont work for him. He showers ever day and always has clean clothes on. He says its because he is part Arab. Plus he is only 5'8 and 120lbs, so hes not overweight.
 
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