500 Lame Games

[64B1T]

31. Berzerk. It's the pong of walking around shooting aliens. Fun to play one again to remind you of childhood, but no need to play it a second time. Then go play Robotron 10 times

In that vein

#32. Bosconian. Played one a couple days ago, and found myself wishing it was faster, and has more precise controls, and better speech. I realized I just wanted to play Sinistar, so I did.

 

[firehawk618]

#33 Xevious

 

[Dillweed]

#34 Intruder

Yeah, I own one and I love the art, but the game itself is lacking so much it isn't even funny.
shoot ship
now do it again
now do it again
now do it again

 

[WadeLanham]

#35 paperboy

Same as some people see 720… was on my list forever, then I got to play it awhile… marked it off the list for good.

 

[GothGirl]

#36 Galaga

 

[jow]

#37 - Vs. Top Gun.

 

[jow]

#35 paperboy

Same as some people see 720… was on my list forever, then I got to play it awhile… marked it off the list for good.

I'm sorry you suck at it.

 

[64B1T]

#38 Astron Belt - It has all the interactivity that my dog has barking out the window at groundhogs. Might as well have called it "random explosions- the game"

 

[gretz99]

I don't really get the purpose of this thread. Plus too many rules that have already been violated.

#3, #16 and #19 used twice.
#4 - #6 failed to list the number.
Some users have posted more than one game.
Inevitably, some joker(s) will post a not lame game just to get a rise from others . . .

That is all, carry on - without rules there is chaos.

 

[carolinamarcg]

Galaga? Paperboy? Defender? 720? Since this is turning into a list of great games...

#39 Robotron

 

[rod90]

#40 Popeye

 

[Dillweed]

#21. Mach 3

Because #21 doesn't really exist.

 

[Dillweed]

Galaga? Paperboy? Defender? 720? Since this is turning into a list of great games...

#39 Robotron

It's the 500 Hot Takes thread.

I don't really get the purpose of this thread. Plus too many rules that have already been violated.

That's because people can't be bothered to read anything other than the thread name. Why? Dunno.

 

[VectorCollector]

That's because people can't be bothered to read anything other than the thread name. Why? Dunno.

@Brentradio threads are complicated ... and lame.

#41 - Atari FireFox (seeing if that gets a response from you-know-who). LOL

 

[VectorCollector]

#42 - Atari I,Robot w/ Disco monitor (ditto to above). LOL

NOTE: #41 and #42 are actually pretty non-lame and came in one of Atari's coolest cabinet designs. Yey, Atari!!
Their monitors were lame, though. Boo, Atari!!

 

[Dillweed]

43. Rastan

fuck Rastan

 

[firehawk618]

#44 Karate Champ

Hate that game.

 

[64B1T]

#41 - Atari FireFox (seeing if that gets a response from you-know-who). LOL

#42 - Atari I,Robot w/ Disco monitor (ditto to above). LOL

Don't take your lame horses games out behind the woodshed, rehome them instead!

#43 - Professor Pac Man. I used to think Baby Pac was the worst of the pac games, and then I came across that absolute gem.

 

[DeLuSioNaL29]

#21 Lame Game: The 1 pinball machine you sold 6 of your video game cabinets to afford! <---- This should be the #1 Lame Game in your collection if this is you.

Del

I'm surprised there are not many reactions to this one. Most of my arcade friends are "selling out" in order to fund the pinball addiction. It's so sad to see...

Del

 

[DeLuSioNaL29]

26. Mad planets comes in strong but leaves weak.

I just fixed mine this past weekend... Still love this game. Don't be jealous! LOL!

Del