500 Lame Games

[OrangePeel]

#18 Defender

I don't get it

 

[astrosim]

#19 Galaxian and anyone that thinks it is better than Galaga!

@KeeperUSA

 

[DeLuSioNaL29]

#17 720 Dogshit game fueled by nostalgia. I'll die on that hill.

 

[DeLuSioNaL29]

#19 Lame Game: Cliffhanger

Because it just sucks: Hard as nails, crazy story that doesn't make sense and not worth finding to collect. (And I love Dragon's Lair)

Del

 

[DeLuSioNaL29]

#20 Lame Game: Dig Dug ('cause Mr. Do! is WAAAY better)

Del

 

[DeLuSioNaL29]

#21 Lame Game: The 1 pinball machine you sold 6 of your video game cabinets to afford! <---- This should be the #1 Lame Game in your collection if this is you.

Del

 

[64B1T]

#22 Holosseum. No amount of cool display technology can save a fighting game where you can't run around.

The action has all the apparent size and complexity of rock em' sock 'em robots, for over two hundred times the price.

 

[muchuckwagon]

#23 Gunsmoke - It is better than Commando or Guerrilla War

 

[YODAinMN]

Please post Noice's Crystal Castles moppet.

 

[64B1T]

#24 - Barrier. I wouldn't even pay $200 for one. Dumb game.

 

[jawhn]

Please post Noice's Crystal Castles moppet.

 

[Dillweed]

25. Wacko

 

[Alpha-tron]

26. Mad planets comes in strong but leaves weak.

 

[retronick777]

#17 (or #68 if you let cdjump do the entirety of playchoice): 720

Dogshit game fueled by nostalgia. I'll die on that hill.

YES, FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

 

[retronick777]

27. Jack the Giant Killer

 

[64B1T]

#28 - Crush roller / Make Trax. Why did Williams license this? Absolutely beyond me.

 

[Dillweed]

#28 - Crush roller / Make Trax. Why did Williams license this? Absolutely beyond me.

29. Motorace USA

somehow worse

 

[retronick777]

30. 7Up Spot (Arcadia Systems)
Pretty much just Othello. Ataxx did it first, and Ataxx did it better (the background music is actually music, trackball controls, leaderboard system, cool sprite work, etc). Not surprised there were less than 20 of these made.

 

[hisnice]

31. Berzerk. It's the pong of walking around shooting aliens. Fun to play one again to remind you of childhood, but no need to play it a second time. Then go play Robotron 10 times

 

[ArcadeTechGW]

Dammit. Zud beat me to it with the very first reply.

OK, then I guess... Any of the "Make a quick decision that may or may not make sense, and if you choose the wrong answer, you die instantly" laserdisc memory games.

#3 Space Ace

A game where you have to memorize a pattern.

Up Up Right Left Jump.

It's like Merlin.