I'm sorry... I love old commercials and all that jazz, but from 0:08 to 0:10 when it looks like Dan is about to beat the shit out of that kid... the open palm, the look on his face... and they just HAD to say "... one big happy family..." right at the moment Dan looks his most homicidal. ... then he looks at his wife, and she knows she's fixing to get a beat down. Laugh it off all you want, lady... it's going to be a long night.