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Bask in my glow, bitches! My birthday wish is for the circumference my bicep to be larger than my head. I shall accept your presents now.

I just wanted to make an announcement on these forums that I make no apologies for being awesome and crushing the rest of you pitiful mortals with my bare hands and awesome ego! While some of you have been working out, I have been conquering all I encounter. It shall also be noted that I will...

I realize that this isn't arcade related, but I'm looking for a new workout partner. If you like to pump iron (and who doesn't?) then let me know so we can get together. No wussies allowed. It takes time and talent to get guns like these, baby!