Recent content by Kevin Sorbo

Yo Bro, long time no see. I agree - this forum just ain't the same. Nice lookin' light box. See you around at the gym!

Wow! I had 15 minutes? I thought I only had 10. Oh well, that's better than Vin Diesel, I guess.

Bask in my glow, bitches! My birthday wish is for the circumference my bicep to be larger than my head. I shall accept your presents now.

That's it clown-face - Dance off.

For those of you wondering, the carpet matches the drapes. Oh wait, where'd his carpet go? Made you look bitches!

Touchy, touchy. Sorry you're still sore about our breakup. (amongst other things...zing!) I, for one, have moved on. Carrot Top has taken your place.

I respectfully disagree. I would feel bad beating up "Gramps", but I wouldn't need to as he would trip over his own sagging ball sack and die.

Well sir, your "doucebaggery" is top-knotch! Watch me act when I pummel you to death. yep. Pummeled.

Uh, no shit sherlock. My timing is always right, just like my pecs. Sorbo'd

I just wanted to make an announcement on these forums that I make no apologies for being awesome and crushing the rest of you pitiful mortals with my bare hands and awesome ego! While some of you have been working out, I have been conquering all I encounter. It shall also be noted that I will...

DOUCHE-TASTIC!!!! YIPPEE!!!!

Endless Love

Curses! If it weren't true, you would have already been a-pummeled! Alas, now the whole world knows. Why must my emotions be toiled with so haphazardly? Just because I'm more famous than, well, anybody, you think it's OK to just disregard my emotions. Even strong men need hugs.

You just got Sorbo'd! heh...weakling! Kevin does as he damn well pleases! C'mon fellas, I need to find a real "Hercules" here...

I realize that this isn't arcade related, but I'm looking for a new workout partner. If you like to pump iron (and who doesn't?) then let me know so we can get together. No wussies allowed. It takes time and talent to get guns like these, baby!